ode to a vacuum

To the tune of "We are the Champions" by Queen. (This really is much better if you have MM nearby to do the dramatic orchestral pieces. But you'll do your best, I'm sure.)

We bought a vacuum, husband.
And we'll clean our carpets now and then.
We bought a Dyson!
We bought a Dyson!
No time for Hoovers,
cuz we bought a Dyson...
All Floors!

I've used it twice now, and I have two words:


and Gross!

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